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Become A Baller - The Joys of Playing With Balls

Become A Baller - The Joys of Playing With Balls

Is anyone else out there old enough to remember classic, bug-eyed funny man Rodney Dangerfield? He hung around for a long time and his funniest bits were how he looked and his signature catch phrase “I can’t get no respect.”

Well, I can think of something else that is always hanging around, gets laughs about how it looks and definitely doesn’t get much respect: balls!

Bouncing around thoughts on balls

The testicles and scrotum are collectively and colloquially known as balls. They hang down below the penis, they bounce funny when you run, sometimes they shrivel up and hide and other times they are all loose and flappy. More often than not, when it comes to sex, balls are just kinda there. Sometimes getting in the way, sometimes getting hurt and occasionally providing some pleasure for your partner if they’re swinging around just right.

In other words, balls don’t really contribute much to the party, but they’re always there, hanging around outside.

There’s really no way to suggest that there is anyway for you to use your balls to pleasure your partner, unless they’re into teabagging. However, let’s not forget one important thing here: you can receive much pleasure from your partner stimulating your balls!

It is funny to think of, but many folks who have balls really don’t put much erotic focus on there either—even though they can be sensitive and feel great. It is no secret that many people will cup their balls during masturbation, this is pretty common. But do you ask your partner to do the same thing during a handjob or blowjob? If you take all of your focus off the pleasure you’re receiving in your penis, you can enjoy something hot and sexy if you communicate with your partner!

Or maybe it isn’t a hand you want to feel on your balls, maybe you’d like to feel your lover’s mouth. The balls are very tender and some folks are just too sensitive for the feeling of a hand on their lower junk. A mouth, however, is generally much more gentle on your balls. But before you ask, make sure you’ve taken a shower. Over the course of a day, particularly if you’re wearing pants, the balls can get pretty stinky over the course of a day. This is the ideal situation to request some sexy soap and suds before getting down to shenanigans.

Playing with balls

Now that you’re all set, here are a couple tips for those new to mouth-to-balls fun!

  1. Unless explicitly requested, it is a bad idea to bite the scrotum. You will probably make your partner jump off the bed and both of you could get hurt in the process.
  2. Lick all around the balls. Some guys are more sensitive up the middles and others are keen to have the sides of the sac caressed. Or, try everywhere and see what your partner enjoys most.
  3. Do not take it as an insult if he goes soft while you pleasure his balls. For some people this is a natural reaction when the pleasure centre is shifted away from the penis. Don’t worry, it will come back.

Simply put, balls are fun and totally underestimated as a source of exquisite pleasure. The next time you’re playing with some, pass on a little respect.

About Jon Pressick
Jon Pressick

Jon Pressick is the sex community's international gadabout and Cherry Banana's writer in residence. An award-winning sex writer and blogger, Jon is the editor of the critically-acclaimed Best Sex Writing of the Year, Volume 1. He is a frequent contributor to Cherry Banana with a range of sex-related content and his writing has appeared in numerous magazines and books, as well as all across the Internet. Jon is also a co-host and producer of the long-running sex radio show Sex City. You can keep up with his many sex-related articles here at Cherry Banana or at his own blog, Sex in Words.

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