We Talk About Exploding Cocks, But This Is Ridiculous!

Listen, I’m all for all kinds of sex in all kinds of ways. You want to go get kinky? Rock on! You want to sneak out and enjoy some public sex? Play safe and don’t affect others. You enjoy playing with sex toys that enhance your orgasms and pleasure? Fantastic!

But if you’re going to do all of this and enjoy some hot sex with a sex toy in a kinky place like a public washroom... be sure you take some precautions that, you know, don’t end up causing the bomb squad to show up and a massive evacuation.

That’s right. Someone’s carelessness resulted in a casino being cleared out, the police and bomb squad being called, searches happening and all the fuss in the world to find a vibrating cock ring that was left on and thrown in a metal garbage can. Apparently the buzzing was amplified in there. For all of this, you hope that buzzing certainly amplified something else!

Different kind of explosion

I’m not going to say that, as an outsider, this isn’t also terribly funny. It certainly sounds like a scene out of a movie and I can just imagine the authorities mobilizing to investigate. There were probably well co-ordinated plans, tactical maneuvers. Hell, maybe they even sent in one of those remote-controlled robots to look around! And all of this to find a cock ring.

Another aspect I find a bit odd about this story is that someone would choose to bring and use a sex toy that obviously makes noise to a public sex rendezvous. Most of the time when you’re trying to have sexytime shenanigans in public spaces, you have to do it on the sly. Despite the awesome sensations, you clamp your lips closed, try to disguise your excited breathing and silently groan out orgasms with wildly distorted faces of pleasure. Bringing a buzzy vibrator along would be a dead giveaway to anyone who happened upon your scene that more was happening in that bathroom stall.

Careless or show-off?

Maybe that was the point. Maybe whoever it was that was using the device wanted to get caught. Exhibitionism is a very strong desire and maybe these folks just wanted others to know they were fucking in the bathroom. Having that knowledge would definitely be hot for some folks! And maybe leaving it on was supposed to be some lasting reminder that they were there doing that naughty thing.

But here’s the thing: you can’t be so reckless in public spaces these days! Our world is a troubled place that has experienced numerous horrific attacks in recent times. Bombs have affected people across the globe and devastated many countries. How would it have been to slide that thing off your cock and turn it off before tossing it in the waste?

Listen, I’m the first to applaud when someone transgresses traditional boundaries around sex, but this incident just proves that some people might not be able to separate their fantasy from consideration from others. And if you’re going to be a rebel in sex, it isn’t about being a dick. And definitely not an enhanced one.