It has often been said that there are no limits to the human imagination. And if you apply this to our sexiest thoughts and desires, there’s no way that anybody can possibly argue. Sure, we build bridges and buildings, we travel to outer space and we conquer disease with complex medical solutions. But I still say that nothing is as compelling, in terms of sheer ingenuity and creativity than the many new options we come up with for sex.
Behold the Grapefruit Method
Now, this technique isn’t brand-spanking new. You may have seen or heard of this video over the last couple years. It became a viral sensations, more for the wild sounds our indefatigable host makes when demonstrating oral sex than for the actual content of her advice. But, silliness aside, is the Grapefruit Method really a good way to give a guy head?
Let’s go back over what she suggests. Get a grapefruit. Make it warm. Juice it up by rolling it. Cut the ends off. Hollow it out some so his dick will fit. Blindfold him so he isn’t afraid of the grapefruit on is dick. Get him hard with some mouth action. Slip the grapefruit on. Simulate vaginal sex while simultaneously giving him a blowjob. Have him remove the blindfold for the big reveal. Eat the cum-covered fruit afterwards (okay, I added that one).
What do we think of this?
So, the big questions I take away from this are:
- Will this actually feel good for him?
- Will the giver gag on too much grapefruit?
- Will it be super messy?
- Will the acid of the grapefruit hurt if it get in his urethra?
Let’s say the answers are: Probably, depends if you like grapefruit, absolutely, a shower will be required and I really don’t want to know of find out.
At this point, if I am ever in the situation of deciding whether or not to give a blowjob and their are grapefruits sitting right there, I might be tempted to try this out. That is what makes us so damn interesting. People are always interested in trying new and interesting ways to explore sexual pleasure.
The Grapefruit Method can fall under another type of sexual expression: not yucking other people’s yum. I make a little light of this technique here, but really, I think it is pretty inventive. While I am not one of them, some people are really into combining sex and food and, well, this here blowjob technique will certainly do just that. There are instruments of pleasure all around us. Not all of them are safe, but the nifty addition of a grapefruit to oral sex seems a pretty easy one to try.