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Penis Straws & Pussy Straws

Buy penis straws and pussy straws online and have your party guests laughing all night! Forget putting a lampshade on your head, these hilarious sex themed straws will liven up any party or occasion. With free delivery over $100 and pay later options available, there's no better place to shop!

Buy penis straws and pussy straws online and have your party guests laughing all night! Free delivery over $100.

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Buy penis straws and pussy themed party straws

Sometimes you just need a laugh - especially when it comes to sex. Just imagine the looks on your guest's faces when you serve them a fancy cocktail... with a penis straw inside! They’re going to have to put their lips together and suck nice and hard with the sexy party straws you serve. If a penis isn't your thing, you'll also find pussy straws that are just as hilarious!

Now, everyone is covered here - both penis straws and pussy straws are available for your sipping pleasure. These silly party straws are great for Hens nights and Bucks nights or any dinner party that needs a little livening up! You just might learn some things about your friends by seeing who downs their drink the fastest! You'll find penis straws in all kinds of colours including flesh, brown, purple, pink and glow in the dark!

With free delivery on orders over $100 and pay later options available, buying penis straws online has never been more convenient. We understand that planning and hosting a party can be costly, so we've taken the pressure off so you can let the good times roll and the good drinks flow (with a penis straw inside them, of course).

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