Penis Straws & Pussy Straws
Buy penis straws and pussy straws online and have your party guests laughing all night! Forget putting a lampshade on your head, these hilarious sex themed straws will liven up any party or occasion. With free delivery over $100 and pay later options available, there's no better place to shop!
Buy penis straws and pussy straws online and have your party guests laughing all night! Free delivery over $100.
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Coloured Penis Straws - Set of 10
At your next party, have your guests wrap their lips around these festive straws in assorted colours. Each straw has a dicky mouth piece that looks so inviting, your guests will be looking f..$16.99In Stock -
Bronze/Pink/Gold/Silver Drinking Straws - 8pk
Designed for the Bride with impeccable taste, style and class, our 20 cm Glitterati Straws will elevate your next Hens or Anniversary party to VIP status. Our paper cocktail straws have a be..$12.99In Stock -
SaleFlesh Penis Straws - Set of 10
At your next party, have your guests wrap their lips around these festive straws in assorted colours. Each straw has a dicky mouth piece that looks so inviting, your guests will be looking f..$19.99 $11.99In Stock -
Pink Hens Party Novelty Straw
Designed for the Bride with impeccable taste, style and class, our 25 cm Bride twisty straw will elevate your next Hens party, Kitchen Tea or Anniversary party to VIP status. On-trend for th..$14.99In Stock -
Gold, Silver, Rose Gold & Purple Penis Shaped Party Table Decoration
This colourful metallic penis confetti is perfect to decorate your party surfaces or is fun to throw at the party honoury. The confetti comes in gold, silver, rose gold and purple. ..$12.99In Stock -
SaleBachelorette Party Favors Brown Dicky Sipping Straws 10 Pack | Chocolate Coloured Straws - Set of 10Chocolate Coloured Straws - Set of 10
At your next party, have your guests wrap their lips around these Bachelorette Party Favors Brown Dicky Sipping Straws 10 Pack by Pipedream and watch the laughs roll in. Each straw has a dic..$19.99 $15.99In Stock -
Silver/Gold/Rose Gold/Pink Metallic Drinking Straws With Boob Applique - 8pk
Designed for the Bride with impeccable taste, style and class, our 20 cm Glitterati Straws will elevate your next Hens or Anniversary party to VIP status. Our paper cocktail straws have a be..$13.99In Stock -
SalePink 27cm Drinking Straws - 8pk
Designed for the bridal party with impeccable taste, style and class, our 27 cm diamond twisty straw will elevate your next Hens Party, Kitchen Tea or Anniversary party to VIP status. On-tre..$26.99 $17.99In Stock -
Assorted Glitter Penis Party Straws - 8 Pack
These paper cocktail straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a glittery penis applique to make your beverages just a little more fancy at your next penis party. Great for hens parties..$14.99In Stock -
Glow in the Dark Penis Straws - Set of 10
At your next party, have your guests wrap their lips around this 10 pack of festive Glow In The Dark Dicky Sipping Straws. Each straw has a dicky mouth piece that looks so inviting, your gue..$17.99In Stock -
Rainbow Plastic Penis Straws - Pack Of 6
The party don't start, until these come out. Whether it's a Pride party, bachelorette party, bridal shower, hens night, Mardi Gras or any other event that needs some penis positive flair. ..$11.99In Stock -
SaleGlow-in-the-dark Dicky Straws - 8 Pack
Enjoy this 8 pack of Naughty Straws Penis Straws by Kheper Games, vibrantly glowing straws in assorted colours! Hold these penis themed straws under a bright light for 1-2 minutes, go into a..$14.99 $10.49In Stock
Buy penis straws and pussy themed party straws
Sometimes you just need a laugh - especially when it comes to sex. Just imagine the looks on your guest's faces when you serve them a fancy cocktail... with a penis straw inside! They’re going to have to put their lips together and suck nice and hard with the sexy party straws you serve. If a penis isn't your thing, you'll also find pussy straws that are just as hilarious!
Now, everyone is covered here - both penis straws and pussy straws are available for your sipping pleasure. These silly party straws are great for Hens nights and Bucks nights or any dinner party that needs a little livening up! You just might learn some things about your friends by seeing who downs their drink the fastest! You'll find penis straws in all kinds of colours including flesh, brown, purple, pink and glow in the dark!
With free delivery on orders over $100 and pay later options available, buying penis straws online has never been more convenient. We understand that planning and hosting a party can be costly, so we've taken the pressure off so you can let the good times roll and the good drinks flow (with a penis straw inside them, of course).
