Get ready for above average sex with this Average Joe Sheldon The Nerd Flesh Dildo by Topco. Uniquely self-heating, warming in just ten minutes to a thrilling fever-pitch of pleasure, this vibrating version of the popular Average Joe dildo combines six distinct modes of stimulation with extra soft, pleasantly pliable and incredibly lifelike styling to fantastic, unprecedented effect.

Shaped into a classically styled shaft with a nice thick tip, Sheldon The Nerd is slightly tapered at his exquisitely curvy tip, allowing for smooth penetration. Just underneath, the supple, squeezable head widens subtly into the thicker shaft, gently stretching as it penetrates and stimulates. You'll adore how evenly the variable patterns of steady, pulsating and escalating vibration are felt throughout. A simple push button remote with lots of attached cord easily cycles this dildo through its pleasure paces.

Completely safe for anal play and extra deep insertion, a set of pliable balls act as a barrier against too-deep endeavors and also helps hold a harness O-ring in place, if desired. The suction base is extremely sturdy and easily secures the Average Joe Sheldon The Nerd Flesh Dildo against almost any smooth flat surface, be it vertical (windows, shower doors) or horizontal (floor, counter etc).

Made of a plush, deceptively lifelike TPR (thermoplastic rubber) material with both impressive flexibility and a satisfying stability, the Average Joe cleans easily with warm soapy water or a sex toy cleaner. This material must be dried thoroughly before storage, which should be separate from other sex toys. Topco recommends storing it in a plastic bag with a small amount of cornstarch to keep it feeling silky and smooth. It's 100% compatible with both water-based and silicone lubricants.