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Porn Hub: The Quest For Space Porn

Porn Hub: The Quest For Space Porn

It seems you can’t go a day without some kind of sex advice article giving you the top ten ways to spice things up in your relationship. And one of those list items is usually to take your sexytimes out of the bedroom.

But I can’t imagine they’re referring to intergalactic intercourse!

Many of us have grown up on science fiction and fantasy books and movies that take place in outer space. And they have enflamed our imaginations with all kinds of thoughts. Naturally, sex comes to mind (at least for some of us!). I mean, how could it not with Princess Leia and that golden bikini!

Now, we don’t really know what astronauts get up to when they’re up in those shuttles and space stations. What happens in zero gravity, stays in zero gravity! And while most of us true landlubers are not likely to experience free-floating frolicking, adult entertainment giant Pornhub wants to, at least, bring that experience to our computer screens.

The company started a crowdfunding campaign to take some pornstars up into space to film the world’s first space porn! Again, don’t look on the observation tapes from past space missions, they may have been beaten by past missions. However, this would be the first commercially-available space porn and it could be intriguing, to say the least.

What will the performer's bodies look like in zero gravity? Will they need special harnesses to stop from floating away? Will the cameras be able to get angles never before achieved? Where will the money shot float away to?

Personally speaking, I’d love to volunteer for this! The performers who are on tab for this are excited and I’d be too! This could be an unbelievable experience. I don’t imagine it’ll be the most sexually satisfying, but just being able to try it would be fantastic.

These lusty logistical concerns aside, there is a major hurdle that needs to be crossed. The hoped for amount of funds Pornhub requested was $3.4 million. That is a whole lot more money than is usually budgeted for even the biggest porn films. Seems an outrageous amount of money for a company that made its name offering free porn and maybe/sorta bankrupting countless smaller porn companies. The campaign closed, having raised only $236,086.

I hope Pornhub makes their goal. I hope they make this ground-breaking porn. It could say a lot about our future. If we ever do attempt to colonize outer space, people are naturally going to wonder about the biological and physical aspects of sex in that environment. If we’re living in space full-time for years and years, will that change the physiology of our bodies? The look of our bodies?

Space has always been the great unknown. This is just one more attempt to understand what is out there and beyond us. By embracing the most primal of our desires - the desire to fuck - we might learn more than all of the test tubes and swabs and other experiments astronauts have been conducting for decades.

One small hump for humans, one giant lay for humankind!

About Jon Pressick
Jon Pressick

Jon Pressick is the sex community's international gadabout and Cherry Banana's writer in residence. An award-winning sex writer and blogger, Jon is the editor of the critically-acclaimed Best Sex Writing of the Year, Volume 1. He is a frequent contributor to Cherry Banana with a range of sex-related content and his writing has appeared in numerous magazines and books, as well as all across the Internet. Jon is also a co-host and producer of the long-running sex radio show Sex City. You can keep up with his many sex-related articles here at Cherry Banana or at his own blog, Sex in Words.

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